Munda Mitti Khanda Hai

Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

- Raj

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Jarda Punjabi SMS

Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.
And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.

- Satnam

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Aashiq Nu SMS

Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Ne, Apne Ik Slim Jehe Aashiq Nu SMS Kita,

“Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,
Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi…”

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Je Fer Nazar Aaya

Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…

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FM Radio Joke

Kudi – Mainu Ik Eho Ja Husband Chahida Jehda Mithiyan-Mithiyan Gallan Kare,
Hansi Mazaak Kare
Aur Raatan Nu Mainu Geet Sunave…
Ghantu: Tu Fer FM Radio Naal Veyah Kara Le… :)

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Heart Da Mareej

Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”

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