Ik munda te kudi park ch ik darkhat de piche lukke baithe si,
Ik bujarg aa ke kehenda: beta kya ye hamari sanskiriti hai?
Munda: na na uncle jee, eh tan pooja haigi, tusi kise hor pede the pichhe labh lo…
munda te kudi park ch
Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru
Boy Tujh Me Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru?
Girl: Daran Kar,
Pooja Kar,
Ashirwad Le,
Prasad Kha,
Aur Aage Nikal Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai…
- Ajeet Singh
Aashiq Khandaani
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…
Munda Mitti Khanda Hai
Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…
- Raj
Jarda Punjabi SMS
Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.
And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.
- Satnam
Aashiq Nu SMS
Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Ne, Apne Ik Slim Jehe Aashiq Nu SMS Kita,
“Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,
Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi…”
Je Fer Nazar Aaya
Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Wah Ji Wah…
Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…
FM Radio Joke
Kudi – Mainu Ik Eho Ja Husband Chahida Jehda Mithiyan-Mithiyan Gallan Kare,
Hansi Mazaak Kare
Aur Raatan Nu Mainu Geet Sunave…
Ghantu: Tu Fer FM Radio Naal Veyah Kara Le… 
Heart Da Mareej
Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”
Falling in Love Joke
Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I am Falling in Love.
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