wife : suno ji ! is hafte film dekhange te agle hafte puri shopping karange,
Husband : ohton agle hafte assi mandir javange,
Wife : oh kyun…?
Husband : bheekh mangange….

Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, “Hiii Darling”.
Husband: Call you later, Darling, The devil is near in Kitchen…

Husband to Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad – Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi…
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja…

Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…

- Harpal Cheema

Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.

Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.

And finally…
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

- Tajinder Setia

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagan Pee Lai.

Ik Dere Wala Baba Bhagat Nu: Beta Tere Ghar Ch Bhootni Da Saya Hai
Bhagat: Babe Main Tainu Bada Maranga, Je Meri Wife De Baare Kuch Boelya…

Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Hor Soch Lavo.
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Ans. – Sukh-Chain Di Saa… (Breath)

Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.