Punjabi SMS Jokes http://www.punjabijokes.net Just another WordPress site Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:17:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori http://www.punjabijokes.net/teri-gusse-wali-ghoori/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/teri-gusse-wali-ghoori/#comments Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:16:26 +0000 http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=244 fire-walk-practice

Tu Beemar Ae, Eh Kehen Ton Darda Han Main
Teri Har Ik Ada Te Nakhre Te Marda Han Main
Roz Walk Te Janda Haan Karn Practice Bhajjne Di
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori Ton Darda Han Main…

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Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/kudi-di-maa/feed/ 2 Funny Joke in Punjabi – Tivi Te Baba http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny-joke-in-punjabi-tivi-te-baba/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny-joke-in-punjabi-tivi-te-baba/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:26:37 +0000 http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=235 Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
“Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai”,
Baba Kehenda, “Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi”,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, “Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda”
Baba Kehenda, “Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai…”

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Husband : ohton agle hafte assi mandir javange,
Wife : oh kyun…?
Husband : bheekh mangange….

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Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..

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Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. :D

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Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

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Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…

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Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… :D

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train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
jatt kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar

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