Punjabi SMS Jokes http://www.punjabijokes.net Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:19:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Aashiq Khandaani http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/aashiq-khandaani/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/aashiq-khandaani/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:19:20 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=158 Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

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Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/ghar-di-chaabi/feed/ 1 Frogs Chatting http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/frogs-chatting/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/frogs-chatting/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:26:40 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=154 Frogs Chatting…

Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur

Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur

Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR

Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :p

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/frogs-chatting/feed/ 1 Unknown Call http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny-pictures/unknown-call/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny-pictures/unknown-call/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:17:15 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=153 Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!

- Navdeep

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Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

- Raj

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Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/dirty/scootery-kado-liandi/feed/ 2 Ik Sarabi Pati http://www.punjabijokes.net/husband-wife/ik-sarabi-pati/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/husband-wife/ik-sarabi-pati/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:35:41 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=148 Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…

- Harpal Cheema

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Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tenu Kuch Nhi Aunda Ja Andron Calculator Le Ke Aa.

- Shreya

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/son-and-papa/feed/ 8 Aalu Bhindi SMS Joke http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/aalu-bhindi-sms-joke/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/aalu-bhindi-sms-joke/#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 15:06:53 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=144 1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,

Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,

Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu- Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla Mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.

- Pankaj Gilla

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Sammne Ik Budda Bidi Pee Reha Si,

Bidi Naal Tiwi Disturb Ho Ke Boli, Please Cigrate Peena Band Kar Do,
Apne Samne Nahi Padh Sakde, Bidi-Cigrate Peena Mana Hai!

Budha: Madam, Main Tan Padh Lawanga, Pehlan Tu Taan Padh Lai Apne Saamne,
Board Te Likhya Hai, Bacche Do Hi Acche!

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