Punjabi SMS Jokes http://www.punjabijokes.net Fri, 04 May 2012 14:18:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru http://www.punjabijokes.net/love/tujhme-rab-dikhta-hai-yaara-mai-kya-kru/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/love/tujhme-rab-dikhta-hai-yaara-mai-kya-kru/#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 14:18:10 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=165 Boy Tujh Me Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Mai Kya Kru?
Girl: Daran Kar,
Pooja Kar,
Ashirwad Le,
Prasad Kha,
Aur Aage Nikal Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai…

- Ajeet Singh

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Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega…

- Ajeet Singh

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/1-kanjoos/feed/ 0 Punjabi Baccha http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/punjabi-baccha/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/punjabi-baccha/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:20:48 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=162 Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. – Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha – Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama…

ਇਕ ਡਾਕਟਰ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੱਚੇ ਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਦੇ ਟਾਂਕੇ ਕੱਟਣ ਆਯਾ,
ਡਾਕਟਰ: ਬੇਟਾ ਵੋਹ ਦੇਖੋ ਉਪਰ ਸੋਨੇ ਕੀ ਚਿੜਿਯਾ,
ਬੱਚਾ: ਤੂ ਸਾਲੇਯਾ ਥੱਲੇ ਦੇਖ, ਪੈਰ ਨਾ ਵੱਡ ਦਵਿੰ,
ਲਾਦ੍ਗਾ ਚਿੜੀ ਦਾ ਮਾਮਾ !

- Kunal

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/punjabi-baccha/feed/ 4 Are you Relaxing? http://www.punjabijokes.net/santa-banta/are-you-relaxing/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/santa-banta/are-you-relaxing/#comments Sat, 25 Feb 2012 14:48:35 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=159 SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.

to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?

aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?

aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?

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Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

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Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

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Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur

Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur

Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR

Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :p

]]> http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny/frogs-chatting/feed/ 3 Unknown Call http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny-pictures/unknown-call/ http://www.punjabijokes.net/funny-pictures/unknown-call/#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:17:15 +0000 punjabijokes http://www.punjabijokes.net/?p=153 Unknown Call:
He: hey! Hello! Does u have a bf?
SHE: Yes! Who r u?
HE: Tera bhai… ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!

- Navdeep

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Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…

- Raj

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Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.

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