Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…

Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?

Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

- Sabby

Result Je Changa Hove:
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…

Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga
Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…

Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde…

Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae

Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?

“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”