Punjabi Ch Convert

Punjabi Teacher To Student: “Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai?”
Isnu Punjabi Ch Convert Karo…
Punjabi Student: Bhen Chodo Aithe Kihne Apni Maa Chudai Hai….

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Santa Apni Wife Di

Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai
Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai
Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai
Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen
Ha Ha Ha… :D

Akash
sahilbains69@yahoo.com

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Kudi Da Purse Chori

Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, “Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si.”
Oh Boli, “Cinema Hall Ch.”
Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, “Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta…”
Kudi, “Mere Blouse Ton.”
Thanedar, “Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya…?”
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, “Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae…”

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Kudi Chandigarh Degree

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

- Rahpal
babbugroup@gmail.com

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Majj Te Khota

Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si…
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi…

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Sohni Kudi SMS

Ek Sohni Kudi Ne Bada Nive Cut Da Blouse Paya Hoya Si,
Te Utte Gall Ch Hawai Jhaaj Da Loket Ghum Reha Si,
Ik Munda Bade Dhyaan Naal Dekhan Lag Peya,
Kudi Sharma Ji Gayi, Te Kehan Lagi, “Lagta Hai Tusi Kade Hawai Jahaj Nahi Dekhya?”
Munda Kehnda, “Hawai Jhaaj Taan Bade Dekhe Ne, Per Eho Jeha Airport Ni Dekhya?”

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