Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,
Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,
Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,
Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange. 
bathroom ch mehfil
Scootery Kado Liandi
Banta: Sante Aa Tu Nai Scootery Kado Liandi?,
Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.
Ek Amli Te Ek Janani
Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han
Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.
Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki Kol Rakh Dende Han.
Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda Hai, “Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa”.
Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.
- Shivam
Kash Main Mobile Hunda
Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda…
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi…
Internet Se Download
Wife to Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.
- Tajinder
Galat Kamm
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??
Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
- Tajinder
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”
Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
Punjabi Ch Convert
Punjabi Teacher To Student: “Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai?”
Isnu Punjabi Ch Convert Karo…
Punjabi Student: Bhen Chodo Aithe Kihne Apni Maa Chudai Hai….
Santa Apni Wife Di
Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai
Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai
Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai
Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen
Ha Ha Ha… 
Akash
sahilbains69@yahoo.com
Kudi Da Purse Chori
Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, “Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si.”
Oh Boli, “Cinema Hall Ch.”
Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, “Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta…”
Kudi, “Mere Blouse Ton.”
Thanedar, “Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya…?”
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, “Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae…”
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