Kash Main Mobile Hunda
Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda…
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi…
W – most dangerous alphabet
Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.
Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And finally…
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)
- Tajinder Setia
Internet Se Download
Wife to Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.
- Tajinder
Murgi Da Bacha
Murgi Da Bacha Ek Hathi
Punjabi Student to Teacher
Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.
- Sabby
Kudi Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi
Kudi Apne Boyfriend Nu Boli, Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi Haan,
Te Yaar Mainu 1000 Rupye Di Jarurat Pai Gayi…
Munda: Karti Ni Chhoti Gall, Main Haiga.
Eh Fad 10 Rupye, Te Karke Ricksaw, Nash Ke Gharon Di Apna Purse Chak Lya…
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