Tu Beemar Ae, Eh Kehen Ton Darda Han Main
Teri Har Ik Ada Te Nakhre Te Marda Han Main
Roz Walk Te Janda Haan Karn Practice Bhajjne Di
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori Ton Darda Han Main…
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori
Kudi Di Maa
40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…
Funny Joke in Punjabi – Tivi Te Baba
Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
“Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai”,
Baba Kehenda, “Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi”,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, “Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda”
Baba Kehenda, “Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai…”
Suno Ji
wife : suno ji ! is hafte film dekhange te agle hafte puri shopping karange,
Husband : ohton agle hafte assi mandir javange,
Wife : oh kyun…?
Husband : bheekh mangange….
BJP Congress Parchar
Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..
Mehmaan Te Mejban
Mehmaan, “Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han, Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai, Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?”
Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. 
Ik Jameendar
Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.
Gandhi Te Nehru
Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…
Santa Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai…
Angrej vs. Jatt
Ik var di gal hai Ik jatt te ik angrej
train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
jatt kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar
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